Signs!

Mostly I find that bars have the most amusing signs like the one in Brooklyn that said:

"If you lived here you'd be drunk by now!"

Or this one, which caught my eye because Neil is a liver doctor and because it implies somehow to me that if you drink more your liver will be in better shape (wrong!) but funny nonetheless:

Then there was this one at a Bubble Tea place in Chinatown which I guess is appealing to those lactose intolerant bubble tea drinks.  (Are Asians more lactose intolerant?  Certainly dairy isn't traditionally a big part of their diets so maybe...)

It occurs to me that you could have an entire blog about funny/weird/inappropriate signs a la Cake Wrecks.